Before this poem starts properly, I want to make it quite clear:
I do not like you.
No, no, don't get me wrong.
I don't mean I'm not attracted to you.
I mean I actually, truly, really do not like you.
You:
You are the teenage boy who sits next to me in class
You are the teenage boy on my bus
You are the teenage boy at my lunch table
You are the teenage boy at my school clubs.
You shoot me pathetic glances when you think I'm not looking;
Your poor attempts at making conversation don't go unnoticed,
But they induce more irritation than anything else.
Perhaps you think I'm cruel.
After all, love is a delicate thing, right?
Except
Dante Lexington
Here's
What you're up against:
Sex
Drugs
Smooth jazz
Betrayal
Depression
Teenage vampires
Arctic and Lucas
Razors
Blood
One opposing army
Emotion
America
Film Noir
That nagging feeling
That thing called 'conscience'
A cold, wintry palace
And being
A caged bird
Surrounded
By free companions
Before this poem starts properly, I want to make it quite clear:
I do not like you.
No, no, don't get me wrong.
I don't mean I'm not attracted to you.
I mean I actually, truly, really do not like you.
You:
You are the teenage boy who sits next to me in class
You are the teenage boy on my bus
You are the teenage boy at my lunch table
You are the teenage boy at my school clubs.
You shoot me pathetic glances when you think I'm not looking;
Your poor attempts at making conversation don't go unnoticed,
But they induce more irritation than anything else.
Perhaps you think I'm cruel.
After all, love is a delicate thing, right?
Except
Dante Lexington
Here's
What you're up against:
Sex
Drugs
Smooth jazz
Betrayal
Depression
Teenage vampires
Arctic and Lucas
Razors
Blood
One opposing army
Emotion
America
Film Noir
That nagging feeling
That thing called 'conscience'
A cold, wintry palace
And being
A caged bird
Surrounded
By free companions
The Great Game FULL PARODY by MilwaukeeMeg, literature
Literature
The Great Game FULL PARODY
MINSK: (Surprisingly is in Belarus)
BELARIUSSIAN VIEWERS: (Proudly at sulking Poles and Russians) GO, MINSK, GO!
NON-EASTERN EUROPEAN VIEWERS: Huh? (looking for a map) Turns out that 'belarus' isn't a Russian curse, figures!
SHERLOCK: Tell me your story, so I can get some cheap laughs and practice for annual 'Grammar Nazi' convention.
PRISONER: So, like, there was a girl, y'know, like, a waitress, and we, y'know like, y'know. And I sorta kinda, like, killed she. Help I, Mizter Homes, y'know.
SHERLOCK: Now I know why no one here could understand you. They've learned ENGLISH here. So, you killed the waitress and you want help i
Current Residence: A Small Suburban Town Full of Pot Smokers Favourite style of art: The one where I take my pencil and make something recognizable MP3 player of choice: The tiny black Sony one Favourite cartoon character: L from Death Note
Favourite Movies
L Change the World
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
World/Inferno Friendship Society, David Bowie, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tokio Hotel
Favourite Games
Pacman! Kingdom Hearts!
Tools of the Trade
My keyboard, my mind, and the realization that if I don't produce my life will be a waste. Whoa
Ugh... I want to get into a good university so bad! Preferably Berkeley, but you know...
Anyway. Tenth grade is coming up soon and I'm starting to get nervous. I'm taking all AP or honors except for science (I suck at chemistry), and I'm seriously afraid of getting anything less than a B. >.<
And swimming class?! I failed it last year. I hope I can get a doctor's note this year, or my GPA will fail. And gah. I can't stop thinking about this stuff! Stress. >.<
I should volunteer more.
Ugh.
I need to become fluent in Japanese.
yhtgfredws D:
Hey kids. If you're reading this right now, could you just do me a favor and read the following link:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/aug/15/girls-boys-think-same-way
It would mean a lot to me. Thanks. :)
Thank you!! Btw, I know I never made your L story. I keep the message undeleted in my dA inbox, so I'm always thinking about it. I have no idea what to write!
I hope you're having a good summer. Why don't we hang out sometime?